Tue 1 Apr 2008
2008 Rebate Checks
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Rebate Checks
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend the money at Wal-Mart, it will all go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan or Germany.
If we purchase electronic gadgets it will all go to Taiwan or Malayasia.
We need to keep that money at home to strengthen our economy here, so the best way to spend it is for prostitutes and beer, (more…)
